Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by anonymous April 1, 2024

Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

John Doodle

(v): To abuse an extended free trial through multiple throwaway emails, essentially renewing the subscription without paying.

(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.

(v): "My Crunchyroll free trial is expiring, guess I'll pull a John Doodle and pick up where I left off."
(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."

by Beenfarr August 1, 2024

John

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021

John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.

"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"

by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

John Morris

To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.

“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”

by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020