Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.
Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.
or
Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.
or
Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.
by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007
Get the gruffle monkey mug.The extreme version of an after-high, feeling like you are just a person moving doing tasks, almost depersonalized.
Bro I smoked so much last night!
Word, how you feelin?
I’m in monkey mode rn bro I can hardly think.
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I’m in monkey mode rn bro I can hardly think.
by the ciggy muncher April 9, 2022
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Popular underground cartoon cat who is works as a detective, and makes off color remarks in various situations.
by DD darryl October 20, 2007
Get the Monkey McMeow mug.1. (auto) A spark plug that has a mis-timed ignition.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.
1. Mis-timed ignition...sounds like you got a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.
by Kelsey Hahn October 26, 2006
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Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!
Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!
Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!
Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.
Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!
Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!
Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.
by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010
Get the Stuffed Monkey mug.One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.
Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.
by Nat80 August 29, 2013
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