Awww, were never having butt sex in the kitchen again cause you got love gravy all over the dining table.
by Nick the dick October 10, 2005

A man knows he is in love when he is shaving in the bathroom, and his girlfriend casually stroles in and proceeds to sit down and take a big shit in his presence.
After man gets over the initial shock of the situation and realizes he is falling in love :
"Will you marry me?"
"Will you marry me?"
by chugers April 14, 2009

by crispusattucks December 23, 2004

by 3060819ach October 19, 2010

When you kiss someone's skin with an open mouth and a little bit of tongue. Tongue should touch skin at the same time as the lips. Makes the kiss-y noise. :)
by rainysunshine January 26, 2010

astrology horoscopes that specifically focus on the relationship compatibility between people based on their Zodiac signs
Thanks to social media, I can read my love scopes every day instead of having to wait for the new local weekly to come out.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 19, 2013
