John's Incredible Pizza

Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.

John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.

by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022

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John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

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John cena

A invisible man willing to hurt you at any cost

Look it's famous wrestler john cena

by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022

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John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.

"Wow is that John? I've herd he's the sweetest!"

by JustForFun! September 27, 2022

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John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

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