When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
by Ositam September 9, 2021

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.
I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.
by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

by codasco April 4, 2009

by J'doe March 27, 2015

Shut up stop using this “bombastic-“ shut the fuck up. SHUT UP literally I will rip your toungue out you son of a bitch.
by basilCats March 29, 2023

by @jmini249 January 15, 2017

1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
by Tenacious Faulker February 29, 2016
