October 8th

National Heroin Day

Oh hey kyle; did u hear what tdy is?

October 8th?
Yes lets grab the needles!

by Sexy fuckboy June 14, 2022

october scorpio

October scorpio are dickheads

Defined
Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD

by bigbootybitches1462 June 16, 2022

October 19th

The hottest day in the year. If you are born on this date you are amazing and out of this world. There is also a 50% chance that you are emo. You are probably hot but a little too short.

A:Wait what's your birthday again?
B:It's on October 19th
A: Omg slay queen sorry your birthday is so smexy

B: Bro wtf-
A:Shut up. Your mom.

by Titty destroyer_hrjebew June 17, 2022

October 20

1989. the only day that ever was because Pretty Hate Machine by Nine Inch Nails was released

yo it's october 20th imma listen to pokey hate monchine and cry

by HATMA989 June 28, 2022

October 24th

The day the baddest of them all was born

Doctor: damn, this baby finna be the baddest of them all. October 24th should be a holiday!

by kaylada1 August 21, 2022

October 10

National kiss a boy who’s name starts with L

October 10 is national kiss a boy whose name starts with L

by Lukako September 4, 2022

No fuck October

You can't fuck anybody or anything at all so don't even think about it

Jack: dude did u just fuck Hannah?
Anthony: yeah why??
Jack: it's no fuck October?!

by Sorx September 7, 2022