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John Bounce

In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup
Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup

John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
by MostUrban November 2, 2021
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John Qusack

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.
by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018
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Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
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John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*
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John

John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.
John has a HUGE ass dick.
by leethalwilson April 12, 2019
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John Queer

1. John Deere went woke and caved to Larry Fink!
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.
Yo guys you heard about John Deere? They went WOKE now they are known as John QUEER! Time to boycott!
by Wise White Man July 11, 2024
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John Achi

- Toilet Seat
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet

- Thinks he is boss

- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny
John Achi Like Dhann Benny
by Unknown Beast 15 September 8, 2022
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