The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021
Get the Cancer kingmug. by Y'all going to hell November 1, 2021
Get the King smokeymug. What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023
Get the far king hellmug. “King of the Boof” is the highest award you can receive when following the Boof religion. This award shows you know the ways of the blunt, a master of fucking shit up, and get mad punani.
by THUGDELAFAX January 2, 2019
Get the king of the boofmug. There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.
by Junel the 69th April 15, 2022
Get the King of the 69th Legionmug. Fingers; ten fingers or ten toes; working hands or feet;
Commandments: ten commandments;
Ten hours or days, minutes or miles; time or space;
Reasons: main purpose;
Complete course of instruction and authority.
Rules; bylaws;
Commandments: ten commandments;
Ten hours or days, minutes or miles; time or space;
Reasons: main purpose;
Complete course of instruction and authority.
Rules; bylaws;
Revelations 17:12 "And the ten horns which thou sawest are Ten Kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022
Get the Ten Kingsmug. by toecheese14 December 7, 2021
Get the I walk to burger kingmug.