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Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina
OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor
by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017
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John Yes

You want to go somewhere but your schedule might not allow it.

It is also a reply to John NO.
Want to hear a joke?? John NO. JOHN YES

Do you want to come to the fiesta? A JOHN YES
by the_onelegdogman May 26, 2018
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A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*
by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020
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john workman

A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.
yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch
by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019
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John Cree

A mythical man, commonly sighted in the halls of the Grange academy technical department reciting the FEEDSCAM analysis.

John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique
Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Cree, all heroic men whom gave all for country and their people.
by Sir John Cree December 10, 2019
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
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John Schellar

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.
Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"
by Temp Mail April 4, 2025
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