John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019

John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023

John Henry

John Henry is a amara lover Fr

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by Thegirljohnhenryloves May 9, 2023

what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.

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by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022

john overall

John overall is a smart loyal person and kind but if you get on his mean side he will stay calm and not hurt you because he is harmless

John overall is a smart loyal nerd 🤓

by Dalayia November 21, 2021

St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

by Purple nurble February 12, 2022