life

Something you need to get if you look up this word.

you need to get a life faggot

by Dead silver13 YT February 27, 2019

life

Something that is fun up until you get to about middle school. Then it turns to stress. And you wish it would go away, but then again without it you wouldn't be alive, I guess.

Friend: Hey! Watcha doin?
Me: life.
Friend: Same

by Hoi_im_temmie123 October 26, 2020

No Life

yOU HaVe nO LIfE

You have no life.

by devin.flynn13 December 13, 2018

Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers

Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.

by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021

clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.

"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.

by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018

Life

A vicious cycle of suffering between birth and death perpetuated by the uncontrollable urge to copulate and procreate without limit.

Why would I willingly bring a child into a life of suffering?

by The blorbs June 9, 2017

Life

A Meaningless Void Of Pain.

God: I Shall Make A New Human Being
A Pre-Made Human: *whispering* Please Don't Be Me

God: -Lenny Face- Pre-Made Human#5875, Please Step Forth For I Have Chosen You,To Live Life On Earth.

by Itsyaboioli August 27, 2020