dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
by rxmzaa August 30, 2022
Get the swiss cheese for your foot mug.When your in the car and somebody had god damn diarrhea, and your Dad yells "who cut the cheese back there".
by Logan g 2323 April 19, 2019
Get the Who Cut the Cheese back there mug.When one inserts penis in jar of cheese wiz, then inserts the jar into vagina. Once in place pulls cheese wiz covered dick out and inserts in to asshole!
by TheoneandonlyDFW2T December 6, 2022
Get the Mac and Cheese Fun dip mug.When you're so damn lazy you just put cheese on bread and put it in the microwave for 15 seconds rather than toasting it or actually grilling it.
Cornelius: "yo bro, I'm so hungry"
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."
by Brosephdotcom April 14, 2015
Get the Poor-man grilled cheese mug.Is the moon made of green cheese?
Is something you say in response to someone else saying something dumb :)
Is something you say in response to someone else saying something dumb :)
by Moonwolf1987 August 22, 2022
Get the Is the moon made of green cheese? mug.A sap found under the foreskin; sometimes eaten. Although it may sound bizarre, it is done in various countries in Africa.
by skullwise May 1, 2022
Get the Nigga Dick Ball Cheese mug.when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"
by Crispy713 November 22, 2021
Get the Chicago Chili cheese dog mug.