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Good Girls Don't

She's your adolescent dream,
Schoolboy stuff, a sticky sweet romance.
And she makes you want to scream,
Wishing you could get inside her pants.
So, you fantasize away.
And while you're squeezing her, you thought you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
So, you call her on the phone
To talk about the teachers that you hate.
And she says she's all alone,
And her parents won't be coming home til late.
There's a ringing in your brain,
Cause you could've sworn you though you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
You're alone with her at last,
And you're waiting til you think the time is right.
Cause you've heard she's pretty fast.
And you're hoping that she'll give you some tonight.
So, you start to make your play,
Cause you could've sworn you thought you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do...
by WorseThanHitler April 17, 2025
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Good Guy Nick

One of the best people you could meet, but usually never gets a girl, hence the name "Good Guy Nick"
Guy 1: You know Nick is single right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I never understood why
Guy 1: He's good guy Nick
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Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila
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It is good day to be not dead!

Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence
H: It is good day to be not dead!
E: POW you are dead
H: IM DEAD
by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023
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Good Greatness Gooshie Coochi

To describe a munchkin.
Kyle Su is a Good Greatness Gooshie Coochi
by bo the foot 12 August 1, 2025
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Good

Good is good.
Hym "Yeah! That was a good one wasn't it? I liked that one to. As Doug pointed out, the other one was a little derivative. But this one was good too. Completely original!"

Iam "Come on. We have to go."

Hym "Damnit! Alright. I'll revel in my own intellectual prowess later."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2022
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Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.
I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better
by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
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