Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 04, 2017
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on my meat

When a person is on your case
Bro that teacher is is on my meat
by On my meat January 20, 2018
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Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef
"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"
by Blyat lol I'm a philanthropist November 11, 2020
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wig meat

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night
by Studlaw June 16, 2010
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Yeeted Meat

A super epic meme page that you should definitely not follow because you're uncool and probably smell like ketchup *Whips*
Josh: "Hey, did you see that cool meme yeeted meat posted?"
Gavin: "Yeah, that shit was the bomb bro!"
Both: "Radical!"
by NotActuallyWhoYouThinkIAm November 11, 2018
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meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.
Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”
by KittyGum May 27, 2024
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Bush Meat

When you call someone Bush meat, it's sort of an insult...like calling someone a cow or a goat, because that person is behaving like they are as brain dead as livestock.
Person A: I'm gonna add your insult definition to urban dictionary.
Person J: that would mean a lot, bro....
Person A: You're welcome, Bush meat.
by Thedarklol July 26, 2022
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