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Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!
by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025
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God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023
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wat the poop

by Peoplesitme May 27, 2017
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Poop

Shit when it comes out the toilet in a glob
I just poop
by Everleaaa June 2, 2022
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poop

when you eat taco bell and your tummy hurts you'll go to the restroom and the brown things that come out is called poop
by vnfjvnrjvn April 16, 2022
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Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.
"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"
by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021
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poop regression

Poop regression is a therapy and coping method that people with shit-related trauma do. when poop regressing, the user shits out everything they ate. poop regression is SERIOUS, and should be treated seriously. the poop regressing community is very proud of what it is.
ohhhh im gonna shit myself ohhh im gonna start my poop regression ohhh shitttt
by poopylittleDooDooKing June 29, 2025
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