Poop

Surprise Poo

When you're sitting around doing nothing and you have the loudest largest stinkiest fart. Just when you think it's over you feel fiery pain in your bum and it starts burning you think nothing of it and sit back down and that's when you feel squishy wetness in your underwear. You run to the bathroom with poop trailing behind you and pull down your pants to check it out poop starts flowing out of your pants and flooding your bath room floor. While leaning above the toilet from the force you can feel the poo between your toes. Then your neighbor come knocking on your door because it sounds like you are being murdered so you have to yell that your ok. When the poop is finally over you feel like you just shat out a volcano.

by Yarrrrrrrrrrrsss January 21, 2022

Poop Sock

A special sick designed for holding ones poop. This special item is so important you don’t want your mother to find.

Mom found poop sock

by Mr. Marvel May 14, 2019

poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024

Poop

People order our patties

Why don’t poop

by BadHooper TBE April 21, 2018

Poop the baby

The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.

They really had to poop the baby?

by Cody5050 January 10, 2023

Poop

Why did you look this up?😂

Person one: what are you doing?
Person two: oh, I’m just searching poop on urban Dictionary.
Person two: uhhhh bye.....

by CJ Kirby_sucks July 3, 2019

poop

1.A piece of diegested food from your belly^S7r7d76 2.meaning of stuuf you eat%#$&*%$%&

I pooped my pants man!!!!!!!!!!!

by James Bolt September 22, 2022