Poop

If it’s mushy it’s diarrhea if it’s hard it’s ebola

My dad used to let me eat poop on school nights

by The Whore Of Urban Dictionary March 21, 2024

poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock

Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

Poop O'clock

The time in which you usually take a poop.

jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

Poop and butt

Chad Green, Relief pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays

Chad Green is so poop and butt

by Big Chungs April 9, 2024

Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024