poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018

Poop slinger at aa/ron

The action of slinging at as/ron person named at any person named Aaron

Poop slinger at Aa/ron is the action of slinging poop at anyone named aaron

by Rallco October 28, 2025

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Poop

Poop come out you butthole

When you poop it may hurt

by Cow gurl June 17, 2020

Poop

A solid or semisolid remains of the food that could not be digested in the small intestine. Usually looks brown and it smells. If it’s not brown something is going on with you.

“I was having such a great time at the party, but I realized I had eaten a lot of ice cream causing me to have the need to poop.”

by Hazymst October 19, 2018

Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.

The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.

by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023

Poop

A very nice and amazing thing to eat

I love having poop for dinner

by The dumb bitch Elizabeth>:) February 25, 2020