by purpledaddy13 February 04, 2023
Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 04, 2017
A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
From your plate.
by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
by 22 Knowledge December 10, 2015
by Razor1979 February 24, 2012
Preparing for a medium rare dish. Butter up the pan as you turn it on high and prepare to burn and blister your dick while you baste it.
I showed my boyfriend how grilling the meat works. After that we blew eachother off at the SAME TIME! Even our cum tasted smoky!
by raunchyraul March 28, 2022
Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.
“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”
“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”
“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”
by Smhbussy July 02, 2022