meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
by keldard June 8, 2014
Get the Meat-seeking gristlemug. by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014
Get the Meat canopymug. "What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
Get the To beat dead meatmug. The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.
by AmieCraver January 19, 2024
Get the Bean Meatmug. An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016
Get the Meat Hookmug. Handing out things that would have otherwise gone in the bin.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.
by Smacca September 28, 2019
Get the Bin-meatmug. by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018
Get the Meat Sweatsmug.