Praise John

He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day

He was being Praise John himself.

by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017

Johned

Where you get removed/cancelled from a society for no or false reason’s

Did you hear that mark had got ‘Johned’ yesterday?

by TheFourz August 5, 2022

The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them

The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.

by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024

John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021

John Cena

a person you cant see

John Cena : You cant see me

by ChihuahuaPlaysYT September 21, 2020

John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

John pork

The act of porkin it in public

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese

by Duckbuster November 14, 2025