Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy

This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

by LizzyD March 14, 2013

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hot check day

The day before payday when you are broke but write a check anyway since chances are you will have your paycheck to the bank before the hot check.

It's finally hot check day. I can go ahead and get the things I need now since I get paid tomorrow.

by bsdavidson360 February 9, 2014

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Skip school day

This 2019 dec 2 all students are skipping school on this day

“Hey mark are you going to do skip school day on December 2nd?”
“Yeah Rob I am are you?”

by Suc my pussy November 30, 2019

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Bully Gingers Day

December 8th Bully Gingers Day. You can bully the shit out of your ginger friend today as much as you want.

Guy 1: Hi Guys
Guy 2: Your hair looks like peeled oranges, its "bully gingers day" by the way

by Yourmomlover69 December 7, 2019

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Worm on a String Day

A day to show off your beautiful worm creatures!

Dude 1: hey dude guess what.

Dude 2: what dude.

Dude 1: it’s national Worm on a String Day dude. Bring your pet worm to school dude.

Dude 2: okay dude.

by Yeehahorsey December 21, 2019

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