three bag girl

A chick so ugly that you need three bags to bang her: a bag for your head, a bag for hers, and a body bag to dispose of the evidence, so as to avoid ridicule.

After a few too many shots, Steve was ready to fuck anyone in the bar with a vagina, even the three bag girl sitting alone in the corner.

by Fuck em all to death December 16, 2016

bag 'n bang

A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.

Buscher couldn't get the girl, so he had to bag 'n bang her mother

by bangbangnibba June 7, 2016

fag bag 69

When someone is so gay they seem to be more gay than a bag with 69 faggots inside of it.

Dude you are such a fag bag 69.

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.

Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016

Filipino doggy bag

It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.

"Bro... that girl I took home last night left my place with a Filipino doggy bag"

by Wood side!!!!! November 1, 2016

Run Bags at Shenanigans

Verb (Slang)
To carry out a penetrative sex act involving multiple dildos, usually in exchange for money, and often in the presence of elderly men.

Dude I can't hang out tonight. I've got to go run bags at shenanigans.

by Magnus Smarticus December 14, 2012

Bag O' Nasty

When a chick possess the triple threat combination of a FUPA, a Badonkadonk, and a Cameltoe.

Star Jones, in the heyday of "The View", could barely fit her bag o' nasty in the studio chair, let alone the camera shot.

by Eaten By Wolves December 10, 2006