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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
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CUNT

CUNT is originally a variation of COUNTRY (girl). 500 years ago, when a young country woman went into the city, she often had to use her sexual skills to survive. This led to the degrogatory use of the abbreviated CUNT to refer to such a women and her vagina. All future uses are derived from this original definition.
Read Shakespere, where he refers to "COUNTRY MANNERS" as a sexual joke about a CUNT.
by Thomas Edward Martin February 21, 2007
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Resting cunt face

One step up from resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face is usually an inaccurate representation of a woman's demeanor and mood. Many women who have a resting bitch face are actually nice and in a good mood.

This is not so with a resting cunt face. This is the visage of a heinous woman. A woman with a resting cunt face is a woman, who, without any doubt, is indeed, a cunt. You can see the malice in her eyes, and the scorn in her lips. Her pores permeate jealousy and spite and you just know, with complete certainty, that this woman is a nasty piece of work.
Ann Coulter has a resting cunt face. I just want to punch her.
by Princess Amy's Peasant January 31, 2018
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Fat cunt syndrome

Some one who is that fat and ugly, they think they have the right to talk shit about others because their life is that boring and unpleasant 1- because they are overweight

2- because they literally need to put others down to feel better about their fat cuntness
by Anna4heart October 3, 2015
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Full Cunt Press

Comes from basketball term:Full Court Press
When a bitch gets in your face and shows her true cuntness.
That woman customer just bitched me up one side and down the other, she gave me the full cunt press.
by d lyon February 16, 2009
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Wok Faced Cunt

A typically an Oriental women, (NOT JAPANESE) with arrogance bitch ass attitude, that looks like she sucked on a lemon.
That wok faced cunt fucked up my whole round, dog eating, non english speaking, no tits.
by dick and ball set June 13, 2009
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Cunt Wrap Supreme

One that is a giant cunt.

A frequent backstabber.

Gets off on being a bitch.
"Damn! Amanda is a fucking cunt wrap supreme!"
by P Dub Easy July 19, 2006
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