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Trump Dump

When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.
I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.
by Elohdaeh November 11, 2020
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Trump killed abortion

Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Pulling a Trump

Getting mad at someone for something and then almost immediately after admit to doing the same thing you got mad at.
Guy 1: I hate when people eat my food without asking!!!(20 minutes later) I ate the fries on your plate I hope you don't mind.

Guy 2: you're really pulling a Trump
by WhatEvenHappensNow December 13, 2019
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Trump Hole

When your asshole is jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth
If i shut my trump hole now will know i am a stable genius
by Jojitszoo February 19, 2024
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trump

A non-binary term encompassing cunts, Chads and Karens. non capitalised because all letters need to be like his hands and the use in concert with words like "stupid", "narcissistic", "fascist" or "bankrupt" is grammatically incorrect as the resulting phrase would be a tautology
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you are such a fucking trump
by The Twisted Navigator January 14, 2021
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Trumping

When a male wakes up horny and you wake her up by grabbing life by the Pussy.
I wasn’t able to get it up last night, but definitely woke up trumping her to make up for it.
by Ballsinmyhand April 22, 2023
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Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017
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