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Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,
oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone
by king dream November 25, 2013
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Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025
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Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Rocket Jobs

Default and first job board for digital branch including marketing, design, sales, social media and more where you can easily find your next job.
-If you want to work with marketing experts you should definitely try Rocket Jobs
by Expert-OS November 22, 2021
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Fupa-Job

Having sex in the folds of someone’s fupa until climax.
I got a Fupa-Job last night from the torta that lives down the street.
by ShartingForChad December 15, 2024
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Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc
"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"
by spyanuk November 26, 2017
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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.
James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls
by Water_boy April 14, 2022
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