A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
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Get the Soapy joe mug.Joe Mama is a joke term that derives from the name Joe, which if said right can be said as 'yo." Combining the terms Joe and Mama makes it sound like someone is saying "Yo Mama."
The first televised appearance was on Spongebob Squarepants with the Episode of The Sponge Who Could Fly, when a phone trickster was non-stop calling Spongebob using fake aliases. Most notably, Joe Mama was one of them.
The first televised appearance was on Spongebob Squarepants with the Episode of The Sponge Who Could Fly, when a phone trickster was non-stop calling Spongebob using fake aliases. Most notably, Joe Mama was one of them.
The Trickster: Yo, this dude named Joe banged my girl last week.
Oblivious Idiot: Damn that sucks, but who the hell is Joe?
The Trickster: Joe mama! Fuckin gottem!
Oblivious Idiot: Damn that sucks, but who the hell is Joe?
The Trickster: Joe mama! Fuckin gottem!
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This species are terrible at every single video game and lost to the pro pig pog
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