This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.
by xtremelampshade February 03, 2009
totally suck,should never have been made
they take themselves way too seriously,have terrible acting,terrible casting,aren't near violent enough,lack interesting characters or story lines,not near enough weird critters,should have more humor
it's Steven Spielberg's fault
they take themselves way too seriously,have terrible acting,terrible casting,aren't near violent enough,lack interesting characters or story lines,not near enough weird critters,should have more humor
it's Steven Spielberg's fault
by what could have and should have been December 09, 2003
A combination of the terms hella and bad news bears, defining something that is extremely bad, so much so that neither term on its own will completely encompass the magnitude of the situation
Wow, you got pulled over by the cops while you were drunk, and had weed in the car? That's hella bad news bears.
by the philanthropic arsonist October 23, 2008
by perin keveria June 16, 2011
Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011
When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
by kpATN June 16, 2011
Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.
Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.
by Jags1876 February 18, 2015