On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!
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Get the National text a thick redhead day mug.Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.
Ryan:guess what day it is
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
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- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
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- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
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Since Amelia didn’t believe it was national grab ass day , Johnny gets a retake on national grab ass day remake and she gets to grab his dick
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