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October 28 - National Taser Day

On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!
Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!
by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020
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National text a thick redhead day

If you send this to a thick redhead she has to send a picture of her cake
by The wizard 85246 July 15, 2020
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National Send Ryan nudes day

Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.
Ryan:guess what day it is

Girl: I already know just give me one second

Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
by 7688902 August 27, 2020
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national shoot a hair tie day

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".
yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019
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National Suck Some Penis Day

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022
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National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.
Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!
by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day Remake

April 11th was national grab ass day , April 12th is national grab dick and grab ass remakes for the girls that didn’t believe!
Since Amelia didn’t believe it was national grab ass day , Johnny gets a retake on national grab ass day remake and she gets to grab his dick
by JasonJason7687 April 11, 2019
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