Ur mom

Some Fat ass person who just eats and sleeps all day, and go’s to court to take your dad’s money.

Hey kid, ur mom’s gay.

ur mom, HAHA

“ur mom”

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

ur mom

the most insulting comeback, it can be used in any and all situations.

emma: my dog said he's already tracer
johnny: ur mom
emma: dies of hurt feelings

by Imreallygayy December 2, 2018

Just a mom

It's a sarcastic statement. No mother is "just" anything. Motherhood is an important role in life.

"Oh, yeah she's just a mom."

by tscullen June 11, 2018

Ur Mom

An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.

Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022

ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

ur mom

The person I was fucking last night

Who's that hotties who's house ur at all the time?
- Ur mom

by A snack May 7, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021