You thought you were so clever typing this up.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
"I decided that out of my own precious time, to use the HILARIOUS Urban Dictionary as opposed to a normal one cause I'm a bit dim."
by EarthPerson May 18, 2017

Basically a book for the people who don't know a word's definition, or a know-it-all's "source of intelligence".
by Firebird935 April 27, 2021

on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!
perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!
perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners
by natchoman February 22, 2024

The Queen Of Urban Dictionary is me. She is the best lexicographer ever and writes the best definitions in the entire world!
Person #1: I wonder who LeShawna is...
Person #2: You should go check out the Queen Of Urban Dictionary! She gives the best definitions for terms!
Person #1: OMG you are right! Why didn't I think of that in the first place???
Person #2: You should go check out the Queen Of Urban Dictionary! She gives the best definitions for terms!
Person #1: OMG you are right! Why didn't I think of that in the first place???
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

by Niggerqueef March 9, 2020

Person: Miss, what does love means?
Teacher: Check the dictionary!
Person : Now I know what’s love means!
Teacher: Check the dictionary!
Person : Now I know what’s love means!
by Dabdabisforever October 16, 2019

The people on urban Dictionary that has to make every word in existence something sexual instead of just giving its actual definition
Person 1: *makes an Urban Dictionary definition*
"The" - when you cum so hard that you're about to explode and get cum all over you because you edged so hard 🥵
Person 2: dude you're one of THOSE Urban Dictionary Users aren't you because I don't think that's what "the" means
"The" - when you cum so hard that you're about to explode and get cum all over you because you edged so hard 🥵
Person 2: dude you're one of THOSE Urban Dictionary Users aren't you because I don't think that's what "the" means
by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025
