Also known as "Red-Neck High" or "The high school with the highest teen pregancy rate in the district", Red Land is a school full of controversy and interesting people.
Its actually more like its own world, cut off from the rest of society. Those who stay within the Five Circles of Hell: Lewisberry, Etters, Goldsboro, Newberry and New Cumberland without branching out and experiencing different people and opinions are doomed to live a life of obscure, sheltered, conservativeness!
There are witches-the office secretaries, a horrible hairy monster who exudes a stench so powerful and overwhelming that it is unbearable...And of course, we have a head-worlock who sometimes forgets the human nature of his students and speaks on the loud-speaker in his native tongue of "Novo"...its very similar to Russian.
Its actually more like its own world, cut off from the rest of society. Those who stay within the Five Circles of Hell: Lewisberry, Etters, Goldsboro, Newberry and New Cumberland without branching out and experiencing different people and opinions are doomed to live a life of obscure, sheltered, conservativeness!
There are witches-the office secretaries, a horrible hairy monster who exudes a stench so powerful and overwhelming that it is unbearable...And of course, we have a head-worlock who sometimes forgets the human nature of his students and speaks on the loud-speaker in his native tongue of "Novo"...its very similar to Russian.
-Students were caught bringing vodka into the school building after they were discovered heavily inebriated during their first period class.
-Last year there were approximately three separate bomb threats against Red Land High School. One of which the students had to stay outside for three hours fenced in the track and field area. Lunches were brought down to the students by truck. A huge epidemic of sunburn is believed to be directly linked to the bomb threat incident.
-Roughly six girls at Red Land are pregnant at any given time.
-There is a problem with cocain addictions and also with the selling and distribution of cocain, marijuana, mushrooms and alcohol.
-Last year there were approximately three separate bomb threats against Red Land High School. One of which the students had to stay outside for three hours fenced in the track and field area. Lunches were brought down to the students by truck. A huge epidemic of sunburn is believed to be directly linked to the bomb threat incident.
-Roughly six girls at Red Land are pregnant at any given time.
-There is a problem with cocain addictions and also with the selling and distribution of cocain, marijuana, mushrooms and alcohol.
Get the Red Land High School mug.by Rick Baxla October 30, 2003
Get the red diaper doper baby mug.This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.
A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!
by Itellthetruthpeeps July 18, 2019
Get the Strawberries are red get over it mug.An amazing book series featuring 5 books: Red Queen, Glass Sword, King’s Cage, War Storm, Broken Throne. It is about Mare Barrow, Cal Calore, Maven Calore and many other characters. I recommend reading it.
by itsmehun May 6, 2019
Get the Red Queen - book series mug.A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
by im gay and bored September 9, 2021
Get the red white and royal blue mug.This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.
It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.
It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.
Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.
by Bri-Candy2 December 8, 2010
Get the Red-headed bowling ball mug.It's when you've had a fair amount of spicy or hott food, and when you go #2, well....it burns like a son of a gun.
by Kencab1 May 8, 2018
Get the red hot tater hole mug.