ass nestler

Someone who likes to nestle up ones ass. To be obsessed.

Susies with that person all day every day and wont leave them alone, she is an ass nestler!

by Kina1288 January 9, 2012

ass moustache

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.

"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"

by mrtom1 January 9, 2012

Chomp Ass

A term used to express frustration with a persistent and annoying person or behaviour.

Why is that Siddhar being such a chomp ass?

by Brahbear October 31, 2011

Demonstrate Ass

(V) To Demonstrate Ass is when one is extremely infuriated by some situation involving others being loud, obnoxious, or unnecessarily rowdy so one is forced to demonstrate ass. This entails kicking the collective asses of the rowdy parties to make an example out of them.

Micheal: "Those fucking freshmen are screaming and shit when i'm trying to sleep. If they don't shut up soon I'm going to have to demonstrate ass. Seriously."

by AssKickAncil October 16, 2011

ass-grenade

eating food you know will give you explosive diarrhea

"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"

by lolafartz October 28, 2011

Ass Eyer

Somebody who likes to look at asses.

"Dude did you see that girls ass." "Fucking ass eyer, your a perve."

by Cheeseheadbobpants November 15, 2011

Ass Puff

the act of placing a cigarette in your asshole and then farting creating a puff of smoke in the air

i feel sorry for sally who got second hand ass puff from her father

by the sharped dressed man October 3, 2011