Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>My Forehead Are Not Your Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth September 5, 2013

big ol eyes

Something you need to stop staring at people with.

Spongebob: 👁👁
The Flying Dutchman: AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!
Spongebob: • •

by Yeehawwwwwww April 21, 2021

STORAGE EYES

Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.

Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY August 31, 2021

Sirachi Eye

When you are using siracha sauce and get it all over your fingers and then touch your eye ball with out washing it off. Your eye then becomes red, swollen, and begins burning like the pits of hell.

Jacob"Juicysnake" wiped his face after using siracha as lube and now he has Sirachi Eye

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

Seeing eye bro

When two bros come across a very attractive female and one has to hold the other bro so that he can then keep admiring the female without running into obsticles.

This babe is a dime! Be my Seeing eye bro so I can examine that back half, bro!

by Lackdaddy January 31, 2016