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Poop

by Lampski November 10, 2013
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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!
Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Poop tart

wswwwwe poop tart
by JaxsandyDictionary2 May 19, 2021
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Poop

A substance that come from your ass and is brown and green
I flushed by poop down the toilet
by Lilpumpsavage October 31, 2017
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Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.
Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...
by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021
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sh- poop

When you're about to say "shit" but remember that you're in front of little people who can't even watch PG-13 movies without crying and going to their parents.
by TDude53 May 31, 2021
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