Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 3, 2024

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 2, 2024

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

meat flap sammy

The only good thing you can get at arbys

"Can I get a meat flap sammy make it RACIST"
"Make that meat flap sammy cream a little"
"A Meat Flap Sammy extra STANK"

by Goreditto-Sama September 15, 2021

Sugar Meat

A large good looking man with a little extra meat to thrust into.

I like me a man who has him a little more sugar meat

by Mr.Sugar_Meat July 6, 2023

Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

by JustG3RM April 15, 2024