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monkey to the other side

jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side
jeff: what?!!? fine
by what it do? September 10, 2008
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son of a monkey biter

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
by gazingupwards May 2, 2008
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Son of a Monkeys Ass

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
by Elliott.D July 6, 2009
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Son of a monkey fucker

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .
by MorsMortis March 7, 2010
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Trunk Monkey

Getting having your sex with your bitch while she sits on the trunk of your car
Me and my old lady went out lastnight and I got me some trunk monkey before I took her home
by d.key April 21, 2006
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corporate ass monkey

The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.
Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.
by Ragedookie September 21, 2005
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Monkey Bwoy

Someone who resembles a monkey
Hussain Mithabhai (",)
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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