Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

Second-hand Girl

A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.

You're second-hand girl but I still love you.

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

Edward Frothie Hands

A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.

Mate, you should of seen Shannon playing Edward Frothie Hands - he drank them so quickly!

by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010

axe hand morgan

A man with a weird body

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird

by Axe hand morgan September 24, 2021

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2017

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

Hands

Knows how to fight.

Did you see that fight? John has hands

by DownSouthSlang February 14, 2022