she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense

Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!

by jimmylikeflowers November 29, 2010

doodoo nigga fart sex

where a nigga shits and farts while ejaculating on another nigga

Edwin: doodoo nigga fart sex me daddy Jadennn
Jaden: I have a piss kink so youll have to return the favor

by TheChumBucket? September 26, 2021

about as useful as a fart in a spacecraft

Super useless, garbage.

What he said was about as useful as a fart in a spacecraft.

by André Bretas May 9, 2005

Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking

Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?

by 60x6 March 11, 2019

Fart under a giraffes ass

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018