maxs dick

The longest and thickest cock you will ever see, it is sure to make you feel good!

Wow, thats maxs dick?!

by Sophiacarington June 26, 2016

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Chop Dick

Noun: A Contemptible person.

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!

by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

dick trick

When a man masturbates 3 times in one day, similar to a hat trick in hockey or soccer.

Dude I did a dick trick yesterday, and now my penis hurts.

by s.latch October 17, 2008

dick beaters

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"

When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)

by harrisj January 26, 2008

donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

sup dick?

a greating like hello, that can be used with friend or foe, when knowing the person's name or even when you don't (funnier if you don't)

person one: here comes that fag. i can't rememeber his name.
person two: hey guys!
person one: sup dick?

by Dalton April 21, 2005