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Baby shower

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
by POTUS Official January 28, 2022
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Baby Halala

Dani is such a baby halala it's insane..
by SahbiPizza February 18, 2022
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baby cult

When two people join forces to watch any and all romcoms.
"He joined the baby cult to officially become a lover of romcoms."
by qwiz February 23, 2022
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zigi baby

what fans call Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid's baby since we don't know the real name yet. "Zigi" is their ship name.
OMG! the zigi baby is going to be the most beautiful human!
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Baby._.jonniee

Baby._.jonniee is an amazing tik tok account that you should really follow! Tjey are an BTS fan account.
Girl: Hey have you followed baby._.jonniee yet?
Boy: Not yet I am going to do this now!
by Stanloonachek.x December 22, 2020
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Baby hoe

A girl under the age of 18 that isn’t necessarily a hoe at the time, but is at the beginning of being a hoe. “A hoe in the making”. She hasn’t slept with enough people to technically be considered a hoe but you know that she is on the path to get there.
Melanie just lost her virginity last week and is already fucking two guys. She’s kinda like a baby hoe.
by bbabie March 3, 2021
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Baby Boy

A male that does not want one woman .He is with you sexually and telling you what you want to hear 👂 and everyone else the same lie. Leading you on as if you are the only lady.
Baby Boy: I love you I want you to have my baby. Then disappears for a few days and pops back up as if nothing ever happened.
by fucked up July 2, 2022
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