Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Butter-and-water moment

When you're technically saying yes, but you really mean no—and the system won’t let you be honest.

“When I said that dress was cute, it was a total butter-and-water moment. Like girl no.”

by Rumaisha May 22, 2025

Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water

And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water

by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Get it off the water tower

A colloquialism invented in prison used to denote when a debt won't be paid or a request won't be fulfilled.

James thinks that he's getting paid 20 dollars for that haircut. He better get it off the water tower.

by SheatheFlipz December 3, 2025

nut in yo bish like water

thoroughly cumming in your friends girlfriend

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.

by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017