Do what you want cause a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

by weareblahs December 21, 2020

Are you buying what I'm selling?

When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.

"Are you buying what I'm selling?"

by sons of a salesman April 11, 2013

Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.

Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.

by Mini-Coops January 06, 2011

i'm picking up what you're putting down

Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.

George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.

Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!

by PirateEyeZ May 21, 2008

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 October 25, 2017

no one cares what your name means

Probably only posting it on social media so everyone sees how much of an inspiration you aren’t.

Stop with the normie cringe posts about the definition of your name. No one cares what your name means.

by 4.whores.down November 23, 2021

That's what I thought he'd say

I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.

Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."

by Hym Iam July 08, 2022