Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.

My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025

Curb Meat

Treat a one night stand in the morning as if she were available to everyone else.

I can't remember the last girl I've hooked up with with gf potential. They've all been Curb Meat"

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

Mama Meat Soak

My main squeeze, my girl,my better half

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.

by Cadcrumb May 30, 2022