Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

by KHarozine February 3, 2009

man drought

the state of a total lack of any guys that single/hot/not tools etc..

jess: why have i not seen any guys that are good looking but not tools lately

jess2: man, i dunno. i swear its this man drought

by mcfarlane January 10, 2008

man slop

man juice, cum, spooge, man milk etc...

Jeff's mom drank a jug of man slop at the orgy

by oodee man May 17, 2004

man steaks

Refers to the male pectoral muscle, especially pecs that are large, toned, hard, and well defined. As if large, juicy, succulent t-bone steaks were strapped to his chest.

Look at that hottie over there with the man steaks, what I would give to get my hands on those.

by Rachel the Fairy December 31, 2008

Sketchy man

Someone who asks you out and you kindly decline them but they keep on and on and actually take "i just want to be friends" litterally... you have a problem then.

Girl: Yeah i told him we would just be friends i declined him kindly ..."
Best friend: "Ahh Girl! He is gonna be a sketchy man now!!"

by HOME J KI February 16, 2010

Man-cabbage

a) a man whos had a labotomy
b) a real lazy fat bloke with a round hair cut
c) the best funky thrash band in the world

man cabbage rule man!!
yeah it was wierd he had a lobotomy and hes a proper man cabbage now

by Man cabbage July 14, 2003

Original Man

The black man. The first man on the planet earth therefore the original man. A term coined by the Five Percent Nation in order to instill pride in their followers.

“The treasure is the glacier of ice, Original man possess the power to hold Gs, guns and grams.” -Ghostface Killah

by Kaiser Unique January 17, 2020