top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

quote fish

A quote fish is the act of a person needing something done and seeking out a number of quotes.

Simon is quote fishing to get his house painted.
Gina is quote fishing for a wedding planner.

by Youlittlebooty August 22, 2011

french fish

A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean

Can't wait to go and get a french fish!

by penismuncher3000 February 25, 2015

Bedroom Fish-Fry

When your girl gets that bad Charlie horse in her thigh and you use olive oil to massage it out for her, but then when you go to lick her meat wallet it smells like it's been sautéed.

Damn, Cara had a Charlie horse I'm her thigh. I massaged it with oil, but when I went down on her later I totally got that bedroom fish-fry.

by RubberDucky087 February 24, 2023

Go Fish

When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage

When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish”

by Ridiculosophy August 17, 2022

Fish

2+2

2+2=Fish

by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021

Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.

Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.

by filletsofish January 25, 2024