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Hump Hump on Trump

The term “Hump Hump on Trump” means you wanna eat your dads ass in the white house while filled up with 20 pounds of cow cum in your mouth
Damn dad we need to have more “Hump Hump on Trump
by Quadravius January 27, 2022
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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Trump

A red faced idiot who wants to de a dictator and bang his own daughter
Dude, I saw a Trump on TV tonight saying "if Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"
by Noodlesoup666 December 14, 2022
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Trumping

When a male wakes up horny and you wake her up by grabbing life by the Pussy.
I wasn’t able to get it up last night, but definitely woke up trumping her to make up for it.
by Ballsinmyhand April 22, 2023
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trump

An ugly oompa loompa who has no brain. A person that is very ugly, personality and look wise. Ugly and orange.
Ew look its donald trump, he is very ugly and fat!
by k3imm January 25, 2021
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Trumped !

Adj. it defines the act of an unsuspecting girl being grabbed by her genitals.

Note : this Act is done only by horrible criminals
Thelma : ... Ahhhh !

Meg : what happened !?

Thelma : that guy he touched me there !

Meg : you've been trumped !
by Mr definee June 18, 2017
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glenn trump

A giant type of lamarups (family of: rups). This type of rups tries to attract women lamarupses by trying to look like he is cool. Lamarupses have different types of haircolor, going from light blue to a mix of colors like the rainbow.
This glenn trump is not good at impressing women.
by Willyvanreisweek January 27, 2017
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