ass farts

OMG did hear my ass farts they were soo loud!
by venezza February 21, 2008
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silent rageful fart

The only acceptable means of expressing your anger in the face of sheer humiliation.

Also used when frustrated with an argument that is at a deadlock.
Jimmy: Gwen is a whore!
Susie: No she is not!
Jimmy: Yes she is!
Susie: *Silent rageful farts*
by b0m83r September 19, 2007
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Ahh shit and two farts

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."
by Coos April 20, 2008
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 07, 2009
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Tounge punch the Fart box

The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad
"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"
by princess tounge punch August 18, 2011
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farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense
Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!
by jimmylikeflowers November 25, 2010
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