Small Penis Frequency

The complete opposite of Big Dick Energy.

Michael has small penis frequency.

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

Small Penis Disorder

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice

Luke has small penis disorder

by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021

Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020

Popsicle Penis Grass

When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass

Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!

by GanTheMan420 May 12, 2023

kanye penis coleslaw

something you say when mum asks you what you want for dinner

Johnny: Wow, I'm craving for some kanye penis coleslaw today!
Eric: No dude we just had that yesteray.

by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

by Potatomans October 4, 2017

james bonds penis

the largest penis that has ever been identified.

Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.

by Good Man May 14, 2017