Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Meat

It has more than one meaning.
Meaning one -
A type of food that some people can't have due to religion. Meat comes from animals. People can sometimes be allergic to meat.

Meaning two -
Another name for a penis. This is how it is used in a sentence:

"Hey bro, I whipped out my meat so fast, my girl got all wet! I shoved my meat in her vagina (pussy or fanny is another name for vagina) and she cummed. I also let her gulp my meat!"

by joiiymeiio November 27, 2022

Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.

Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"

by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012

Arby's meat packer

When one partner takes the secret menu item from Arby's known as the meat mountain, and continues to cram it in their partners anus, continually packing it with his penis or his/her penis shaped object. The "cramee" then use his or her anus muscles to lay the mangled meat mountain in the other partners mouth.

That Arby's meat packer sure was delicious

by perphurdle May 2, 2018

I Smack My Meat (Genitals) Back To Back To Back

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I Smack My Meat (Genitals) Back To Back To Back

by Reninu March 18, 2025

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025